ObamaCare Euthanasia: It is good for the public

Sometime after 2015, an ObamaCare bureaucrat is having an end-of-life consultation with someone who is diagnosed with terminal cancer.

"I am here to tell you about the tremendous opportunity you have to help your family, your community and our dear leader Obama. As you know, your government appointed doctor said your case is terminal and you have about two-three months to live. Any further cancer treatment will be nothing more than wasteful expenditure on the part of our government. That's why, on behalf of our dear leader Obama, I offer you the following choices: 1) Take these pain pills and wait. 2) Sign this form accepting community hero award from the dear leader and proceed with euthanasia.

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There really is no reason to wait comrade. You lived a good life. Give your family, kids and grandkids the opportunity to celebrate your life as soon as you can.

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What? You are wishing there was a way to get a second opinion? You do not trust your government appointment doctor because he was a graduate of the new ObamaCare medical school that is only a year long? Comrade, as you know, after ObamaCare became law, all those greedy doctors who were performing unnecessary procedures figured out they can't rip the public off any longer with government price controls and they quit. That's why the dear leader instituted the ObamaCare Medical Education Centers. Your doctor is a good doctor and a good citizen. There is no chance of a second opinion. Your doctor said you are terminal. ObamaCare board of health determined that you do not have much to contribute the community. Comrade, I recommend you make your family and community proud by choosing euthanasia. Show that you do not want to be a burden. Remember that after you exercise your choice, your name will be memoralized on government website.

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What do you mean hope? Did you say miracle? Comrade, you may have forgotten but there is only one person who offers us hope: It is our dear leader Obama. There is no chance of miracle. God has no place in this process. The government of Obama does not believe in God.

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Comrade. I understand this is not easy but you are making harder by asking about Senator Kennedy who has been on life support for the last five years. Yes, there are other congresspeople who are older than you are and are receiving cancer treatment. It seems like you do not understand the spirit of ObamaCare: you have to be useful to the dear leader to keep getting care. All these comrades are important to our community and the dear leader needs them. That's why they get the care they deserve. Don't get me wrong. You are getting the care you deserve. Frankly, comrade you are lucky that the ObamaCare was not in effect when you were born. You would have been aborted. So, stop complaining and be thankful for the life you've lived.

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Comrade, you are asking for it now... You say you ran a business creating jobs for other Americans. You were a successful businessman until Obama passed his small business tax reform which killed your business. I studied your citizenship records. Have you ever paid a living wage to any of your employees? You exploited them. Thanks to our dear leader they are happily living in a government housing project with government assistance. They will never be exploited by people like you. So don't tell me you deserve better.

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OK, look, if you do not want to take my advice, listen to your grand kids. The older one has just graduated from government summer camp. He will tell you to do it for his generation. Don't put a burden on your grand kids' generation. Do the right thing. It is good for your grand kids, it is good for the environment and it is good for the community. Just sign here. Think how proud your family will be of your sacrifice. Let's end this comrade."

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3 Comments
  1. The shit has hit the fan

  2. Better excersize your right to speech now before the government becomes a dictatorship.