You can’t even buy a pair of earrings with obama’s stimulus bill

"You're getting $600 - what can you do with that? Not to be ungrateful or anything, but maybe it pays down a bill, but it doesn't pay down every bill every month," she said. "The short-term quick fix kinda stuff sounds good, and it may even feel good that first month when you get that check, and then you go out and you buy a pair of earrings."

Michelle Obama: Spend $600 stimulus check on earrings

This was Michelle Vogue Obama's reaction to McCain's stimulus plan during the presidential campaign.

Now the campaign over and the Vogue Model Obama's husband has his own stimulus plan:

People who get food stamps – 30 million and growing – will get more. People drawing unemployment checks – 4.8 million and growing – would get an extra $25, and keep those checks coming longer. People who get Supplemental Security Income – 7 million poor Americans who are elderly, blind or disabled – would get one-time extra payments of $250.

Food stamps, tax breaks for poor in stimulus bill

What? Poor Michelle Vogue Obama can't even buy her pair of earrings under her husband's stimulus scheme? Just kidding folks... She had her own stimulus when a non-profit hospital created a $300,000 a year job for her.